Moment of bravery at the vet
THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD
Dear. Lord. No. Oh. No. Sweet little bean. GET HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS! I should never own pets.
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Dear Diary, mark it down. October 13th, 1986 is officially the worst day of my life. Everything sucks. Everything is wicked bad and it sucks. School is a nightmare. Today, I got my period on the balance beam and nobody told me and everybody saw. Now, everyone’s calling me ‘Lamey Poehler’. And then my mom found my beer in the laundry hamper and she had a wicked hissy fit so now she’s not letting me go to see Bon Jovi with opening act cinderella! Now my dream of Jon Bon Jovi seeing me in the crowd and taking me away from this miserable life is ruined! I hate my life! I gotta get my hair higher!
Does it count as exercise if you are just squeezing your body all the time super- hard super-tight, cause you’re just crying so hard?
Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Right now, half of the men that see this are like “OMG SHE HAS BOOBIES!” like they haven’t seen boobs before.
LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE SHE’S JUST LIKE “do it. See if I care”